ALBUMS: Techknowledgy - April Fools 2001 - Corrosive Empty - Scatterbrain - Industry Standard - Well Oiled Machines - Suppressed Resistance - Zero One


A candidate was running for village president one year. He distributed this flyer all over town to vote for him. We made a slanderous, alternative version of the same flyer and tried to distribute it all around town. The result was more jail time for me and the later production of this album. Who would do such a thing?


April Fools 2001 [2001]

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April Fools 2001


April Fools 2001 - Political Mix


April Fools 2001 - All Day Mix


April Fools 2001 - December Mix 2002


April Fools 2001 - Judgement Mix


April Fools 2001 - Instrumental


April Fools 2001 - Dance Mix (Edit)


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LYRICS:
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SNAP: when children cry, they say they cry like down the [inaudible]
leaky faucets spilling lies all while the troubled child cried. the troubled child cried.
and he cries and then he cries
children [inaudible] like rain down the child's studded shirt.
mass of well-fed fury stand behind him like an army
but who would blame him, if he snapped?
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"It was obviously an attempt at satire and it burlesqued one of the candidate's own campaign leaflettes."
- Chris Schultz

"I have and will devote the time necessary to do the most selfish job I possibly can, and kill as many trees as possible with pointless corporate paperwork, profiling you people, and passing out these rediculous fliers."
- Aaron Mann (in mockery of John Glass)

"It is the duty of public leadership to solve problems before they get out of hand."
- John Glass

"It is my firm conviction that elected officials must be more prudent with the public money than with their own."
- John Glass

this world in which we live exists in currency
a modeled self-sufficient sane community

"Who would do such a thing?"
- Terri Hall

"Could some people be so warped that they thought it was funny?"
- Terri Hall

"It was nasty and down-right frightening, filled with nasty language and hate speech."
- Terri Hall

"This is an insult to everybody in the village. It's a low blow to me, my family, the other candidates and the community. It puts the entire village in a bad light and gives us bad publicity. Personally, I believe the people of our community are above this kind of thing."
- John Glass

"I thought it was a despicable thing for someone to do and I would never dream that a normal person could be responsable for such filth."
- Dolores Pophal

"Let me tell whoever you are, 'We don't need your kind in our village'. Go somewhere where being the type of people you are, are welcomed.
-Rick Novak

this world in which we live exists in currency
a modeled self-sufficient sane community
the minds of simple men are overpowering me
take a look at everything and tell me what you see

"Village President-elect John M. Glass, a veteran of several successul campaigns for village board, has said that he's never seen anything like this crop in local politics."
- Chris Schultz / John Glass

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All Day Mix:

day. all day. woah. day. all day.
day. all day. woah. day. all day.
this is your country.
day. all day. woah. day. all day.
america.
all day.
owe.
day. all day. woah. day. all day.
america.
all day.
owe.
day. all day. woah. day. all day.

we're on a mission from god
a rise of power
a new world order
a better way

now rest
it all starts here
rest
there is much to do
better make some more coffee
have to stop for gas and smokes

now get to work
get to work and don't be late
don't be late
i know you can't afford it - hah!

squanderer
what's your claim to fame
it all means nothing
it doesn't mean anything

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Judgement Mix:

in an order to understand the thing itself,
you must first put it into perspective.
what it is and what it does, what it was designed to do
and how it may benefit from the loss of another.

once you understand this thing - this... machine
you may then begin to question it's operators.
don't worry about it's makers.
you can leave that judgement up to god.